scratchme 1.0
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Free Version
Publisher Description
You love being scratched? You have someone (like your girlfriend, boyfriend, mother, dog, or personal slave) who love to scratch you? Unfortunately she's terrible at the job and you must always give her vague informations on where to scratch? UP! DOWN! MORE ON THE LEFT!
No more!
Introducing: scratchme!
With its beautiful HD 5th Generation graphics and great flat-enhanced design, scratchme allows you to pinpoint exactly where you wanted to be scratched.
Install the app on your phone or tablet, then install it on the device of your s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶ loved one. The app will connect the two devices with bluetooth, then you can simply touch the screen to indicate where you want to be scratched.
Good scratching!
Frequently Asked Questions:
-Will this app make me happier?
According to the eminent Dr. Rastapopulos of the famous Polytechnic University of High Science of Zimbabwe, using this app while getting scratched increase the amount of endorphin secreted by at least 516%, and ocytocin by 256%. Professor J.C Van Damm found out that it also double the production of pectin, which help staying fit.
- What happens if I'm not satisfied by the app?
There is absolutely no reason you won't be satisfied, but, if it were to be the case, we will reimburse you 3 times the sum you paid for this free app.
- Will this app make me more attractive ?
Definitely. Scratchme users are 56% more attractive than average people. Science still isn't sure of why it is so, but numbers don't lie.
-Will this app help make peace in the Middle-East?
Well, scholars have recently found out a 5000 year old prophecy on a fax found in Tutankhamen tomb. On it, is written a simple and solemn text: "When the Scratchme App will have been downloaded one million time from the Google Play Store, there will be peace in the Middle-East. Also, a new recipe for French fries that don't make you fat will be discovered".
So if you want to be a part of the solution to the Middle-East conflict, you better download the app now
-Will this app make my girlfriend come back with me?
Sorry but it's just an Android app! It's not a miracle!
You know what your friends told you, that you were too good for her? Well, it's true that one of you was too good for the other, but it wasn't you... Sorry about that.
About scratchme
scratchme is a free app for Android published in the Recreation list of apps, part of Home & Hobby.
The company that develops scratchme is Knitting Mushroom. The latest version released by its developer is 1.0.
To install scratchme on your Android device, just click the green Continue To App button above to start the installation process. The app is listed on our website since 2015-09-07 and was downloaded 2 times. We have already checked if the download link is safe, however for your own protection we recommend that you scan the downloaded app with your antivirus. Your antivirus may detect the scratchme as malware as malware if the download link to com.pingou.scratchme is broken.
How to install scratchme on your Android device:
- Click on the Continue To App button on our website. This will redirect you to Google Play.
- Once the scratchme is shown in the Google Play listing of your Android device, you can start its download and installation. Tap on the Install button located below the search bar and to the right of the app icon.
- A pop-up window with the permissions required by scratchme will be shown. Click on Accept to continue the process.
- scratchme will be downloaded onto your device, displaying a progress. Once the download completes, the installation will start and you'll get a notification after the installation is finished.
